Posts Tagged ‘Valentine’s’

Proscrastinators Rejoice!

Proscrastinators Rejoice!

“Valentine’s is a shoddy excuse for super commercialism.”

“Why do I have to spend hundreds of dollars on this day just because someone decided I have to?”

Give me a break! It’s Valentine’s Day. Stop whining and go love somebody.

And on that note, here are some last-minute gift ideas for those less prepared and still indignant. Read More

3 Redneck Tenors Could Get You Laid

3 Redneck Tenors Could Get You Laid

February 6, 2009  |  Good  |  , , ,  |  No Comments

Show your woman you have some class AND a sense of humor. Unless she has none and this whole plan backfires… But you’ll cross that bridge when you get there.

For one night only, Valentine’s night, 3 Redneck Tenors will be performing at the Uptown Theater. Tickets are $35 for performance only, and $49 for show, gourmet chocolate dessert and French coffee.

Who are these 3 Redneck Tenors, you’re wondering? I could attempt to describe these guys, but no words will suffice. Just watch:

Beethoven’s 5th Symphony

Giacomo Puccini’s Nessun Dorma