Show your woman you have some class AND a sense of humor. Unless she has none and this whole plan backfires… But you’ll cross that bridge when you get there.

For one night only, Valentine’s night, 3 Redneck Tenors will be performing at the Uptown Theater. Tickets are $35 for performance only, and $49 for show, gourmet chocolate dessert and French coffee.

Who are these 3 Redneck Tenors, you’re wondering? I could attempt to describe these guys, but no words will suffice. Just watch:

Beethoven’s 5th Symphony

Giacomo Puccini’s Nessun Dorma