People I meet outside of Texas constantly ask me ridiculous questions about Texan lifestyle. According to them and Walker Texas Ranger, we all ride horses to work and tractors to church. On any other day, I would sarcastically play along while hinting at their absurd ignorance through followup comments including: “Yep, my John Deere runs 40 mpg” or “I have two horses, a daily commuter and a weekend horse”. On any other day, these assumptions would be quite ridiculous. However, when local Dallas apartment neighborhood “The Village” spends resources on a cowboy security cop, it makes me cringe. As seen here, this cop patrols the area, walking in and out of building units scouring the area for impending crime and Injuns. I hate to think any part of my rent is attributed to this fund but sadly I know this is not the truth. I guess any criminal who wants to victimize The Village better be prepared to risk stepping in horse feces. YeeHaw!

Here’s a video recording of a chase scene I caught on my iphone of a robber at my complex.
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