Valentine is quickly approaching, my friends. 2.5 weeks to be exact. Yes, start freaking out…now.

Okay, stop. If all you got your lover is a box of chocolate, I suggest you quickly eat it and brace yourself for the awesomeness of this Valentine Gifts Guide.

Gifts for Guys:

Recreational Flying Lessons (Monarch Air) $59

Compact Shaving Set (Art of Shaving) $165

Ping Pong Table (Academy) $100

Top Sirloin (Omaha Steaks) 6 for $30

Segway (Ferrari) $9,321.66

And if you can’t afford the above, you can opt for:

Segway Tour (Excitations) $90

For the Ladies:

Sprinkles Cupcakes $6/each, $48/dozen

Magic Bean (Wrapables) $12

USB Flash Memory Jewelry (Mimo) $42-51

MacBook (Apple) $1000-1600

with a GelaSkin cover for a feminine touch $30

Instrument of Pleasure (Kiki de Montparnasse) $135

A Gift for the Both of You:

Aphrodisiac Inspired Dishes Cooking Class (Ferrari’s Italian Villa) $60/person

Horseback Riding (Excitations) $60/person

Scuba Lessons (Excitations) $65 for 2

Private Movie Screening (Regal, Cinemark, AMC) $765-$1200

But if you don’t mind sharing a theater, this should be fun:

Under the Sea 3D (IMAX) $10/each

Enjoy. Go out and love someone!