Grow up wishing you could have your awkward moments and personal meltdowns shown to a national television audience? You get your chance this Saturday, as MTV is coming to town to hold open-auditions for its latest reality-television gem at the Dallas Marriott Quorim from 10 AM to 5 PM.

Not sure what this one’s about, but judging from the application it seems like a play on Project Runway, or possibly an attempt at a real-life The Devil Wears Prada. Well, as ‘real’ as it can get with cameras in your craw 24/7.

Good luck to all the applicants, but I think I’ll pass on this one. MTV style editing (a la Viva la Bam) makes me envy Helen Keller.